Monday, April 09, 2007

The lazy bug has bitten....

Poor Brandy...I've put her bad points out for the world to see, but have not posted any of her good points yet.

You see, I've been bitten by the lazy bug and have not felt up to updating. The lazy bug is very devious and hides in your house, usually in the most comfy chair or in your bed. It bites without warning and the effect of the bite can be fleeting or remain for weeks. The only counter to the effects of the lazy bug is to get out of the chair or bed and move your body as vigorously as possible for as long as you can manage. The venom of the lazy bug hates movement of any sort. As soon as it detects movement, especially the vigorous sort, it oozes out of your pores and dissipates into the air. But the venom of the lazy bug is very strong and if you are bitten as badly as I have been, you will need quite a few rounds of vigorous exercise to rid the body of all the lazy bug's toxins.

If you keep active and maintain your vigorous daily activities, the lazy bug will eventually move out from your home and into your neighbour's house.

Posting about Brandy's good points will resume when I have recovered.